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Bukowski: Cut While Shaving
It's never quite right, he said, the way people look,
the way the music sounds, the way the words are
written.
It's never quite right, he said, all the things we are
taught, all the loves we chase, all the deaths we
die, all the lives we live,
they are never quite right,
they are hardly close to right,
these lives we live
one after the other,
piled there as history,
the waste of the species,
the crushing of the light and the way,
it's not quite right,
it's hardly right at all
he said.
don't I know it? I
answered.
I walked away from the mirror.
it was morning, it was afternoon, it was
night
nothing changed
it was locked in place.
something flashed, something broke, something
remained.
I walked down the stairway and
into it.
Let’s see what I’ll be eatin’.
I grab some food to get nuked.
Some Hiroshima bacon,
And some Nagasaki soup
They say it comes from pigs.
Some grade A-pparent pork.
Lobster, puréed figs,
At the finest diner in New York
I turn it on and pop it in.
I set the timer and sit down.
I hear the hum begin,
As I take a look around
Clockwise goes the radio knob.
Grab the paper from outside.
I get a call from my job.
I say I’m sick. (I lied).
Somethin’ chirps and beeps,
as I walk to the machine.
Pull out the radioactive heap,
As the air is filled with toxic steam.
A plastic spoon from the cupboard.
A strange smelling styrofoam bowl.
The artificial umbilical cord,
That sustains me in this hole.
It doesn’t taste like bacon.
It’s just my thrice daily pill.
All that my microwave’s makin’,
And I eat till I get my fill.
I’ll take my meager rations.
It’s all that I can get.
There’s not much that I’m askin’.
Just that my needs are gettin’ met.
Someday I’ll climb outta this.
Cut my life providing line.
There’s not a thing that I will miss.
Where can I get some genuine swine?
First thing I’ll do is buy some pig.
I won’t let a second go to waste.
Cook it quick and in I dig.
And I won’t need to dream how bacon tastes.
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