Captain's Blog
1. By repeatedly bouncing my blog in this manner you're helping to make it more visible to the rest of the community.
2. You're making a complete arse of yourself in front of everyone else who looks this way.
3. Please don't stop.
OK, you asked for it...old boy. Here's what you'll look like when I'm through with the likes of you!
OK, you asked for it...old boy. Here's what you'll look like when I'm through with the likes of you!
Will there be cake?
That's Captain Ghostliner to you, ya scurvy rat. You wouldn't have this deck to scurry across if I hadn't created it in the first place, don't forget that ;)
Now back to the bilge, where you belong (that's "basement" to you son. It's easy to find, just dive below decks and keep going until you run out of boat).


You are a donkey turd.