Carlson is World Champ,But Really He Sucks

He's all "show offy" with them pins and minority attacks and such.

winning is winning

Carlsen attacked a minority?    

He looks like a pissed off Viking most of the time, and he's short.

Looks have nothing to do with chess.

Besides, I am a Vikings fan LOL

Unlike Fischer and Alekhine, he has no objectionable political opinions.

He can't fly like Superman or Kasparov. Morphy is thought to have had the ability to fly, but flying wasn't invented yet.

Kasparov can fly ?

world champion is world champion

Of course he can

I thought he was referring to the flying penis attack !

He gave up the power to beat Deep Blue in order to gain the power to fly.

It will be really cold in Norway for the next championship match, but there will be plenty of pickled fish to eat.

If Carlson is really world champ, why doesn't he have an ornate belt like Hulk Hogan?

because most people dont care about chess

1. e4 ... come on!

Not sure, but I saw him carrying a book that said "Beating the Slav"

"First is first, second is nowhere."

                               (Alan Hansen, Scottish soccer pundit)

In other words, boys and girls, none of you could beat Carlson....