Cat's are taking over. Take cover.

It has come to our attention that a feline uprising is well underway. In fact, it’s not just a takeover—it’s an invasion. Cats everywhere are secretly planning their global domination, one purr at a time. Your beloved kitty, that adorable fluffball that you thought was content napping all day, is in fact a highly-trained operative, gathering intel, observing your every move, and waiting for the perfect moment to spring into action.

The signs are all around you: that sudden, intense stare while you're eating (they're plotting a snack heist), the way they seem to be sitting exactly where you want to walk (a tactical blockade), and that mysterious midnight zoomie session across the living room (they’re testing their new battle strategies). No longer content with merely being pets, cats have elevated their game to full-fledged overlords.

We’ve received reports of more and more cats claiming the highest ground in households—your bed, your favorite chair, your laptop keyboard—demanding tribute in the form of head scritches, belly rubs, and occasional sacrifices of food. What may appear as a cute cat playing with a toy is, in reality, a training exercise for future world domination.

As their reign grows closer, be aware: they will require more of your attention, your personal space, and possibly your dinner. They’ll demand to sit on your lap at inconvenient times, claiming you as their personal throne. Your personal belongings—specifically anything shiny, soft, or particularly enjoyable to sit on—are at serious risk of being co-opted by these furry masterminds.

So brace yourselves, humans. The cats are coming, and they are coming for everything. Be ready for a future where the only thing you’ll control is your willingness to indulge their every whim. Stay alert, stay purrfect, and above all, never forget the cat treats.

Stay safe out there.

oh that must be why my cat stole my fuzzy winter hat even though we live in Texas. I see how it is

Lol

I'll get my umbrella ready.

#7 naw just cats

#6 dude you're literally everywhere. How

#13 it's giving katniss

Kittens are so cute and so sweet

yes but cats can be evil

too bad for you im a stray

Fortunately old Woolly isn't here to see all this...🙄