Cheetahs

They just don't want a name calling poisonous environment to chat in...

Just recently there's one Australian fella, I think, who complained to the chess club president and champion that he got bitten by a cheetah - which is actually the club president's responsibility - three times and the cheetah is still let loose around the building and the club president said "I will lock you to the smoking room with my secretary so that you two can talk or discuss about it there. For the meantime, we will let the cheetah hunt for zugzwaging zebras a bit more. Okay?" "But there isn't a single zebra here" said the Australian. "I'm not talking about real zebras, you idiot! Use you Alekhine Imagination!"

Oh, I forgot to mention that the cheetah was from Indonesia. As the big cat's dog tag has an Indonesian flag.

Cheetahs eat stocked fish and they become three times stronger. That's the secret of cheetahs, Mr Lyudmil Tsvetkov.