Chess.com, you need to put me in charge

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OneThousandEightHundred18

Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.

OneThousandEightHundred18

I am shocked and appalled that this thread has not gotten me promoted to CEO of Chess (yet).

OneThousandEightHundred18

Perhaps I can be King of Chess instead. I think they were just waiting for me to offer. Any day now

APersonWhoYoyos

This kinda shows how ridiculous the other forum is

OneThousandEightHundred18

What other forum?

OneThousandEightHundred18

Oh, I just noticed the competition. Clearly I should be the one in charge, not that other guy.

OneThousandEightHundred18

Why aren't they putting me in charge yet 😒 😕 😤 😩

Magpie_0-0

boinkerz

Actually_Forgot_My_Name

I vote @OneThousandEightHundred18 for the president of the forums. Make Chess.com great again!! 🦅🦅🦅

Magpie_0-0

NEWCASTLEEEEE YEAHHHH

(but in real sense, liverpool, 4-2 or smth)

Magpie_0-0

huh did u see what i wrote in small?

Magpie_0-0

yup, liverpool finna win 4-2

TheeMafioso
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.

This is definitely a joke.

BasixWhiteBoy
Optimissed wrote:

Actually I think Liverpool can score so let's be realistic.

Liverpool 2 Newcastle 4

Don’t be delusional.

BasixWhiteBoy

Liverpool 3-1.

AGC-Gambit_YT
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.

as if you're some Elon Musk

AGC-Gambit_YT

I'm pretty sure no one could do that, and if you're "so" conservative, tell us how chess.com is losing money.

Magpie_0-0

1 nil so far

AGC-Gambit_YT
OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:

Perhaps I can be King of Chess instead. I think they were just waiting for me to offer. Any day now

makes sense, you'd be the losing side every game.

AGC-Gambit_YT
bussypitch_327 wrote:

keep dreaming thats never gonna happen

bro's probably the pampered kid

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