I am shocked and appalled that this thread has not gotten me promoted to CEO of Chess (yet).
Chess.com, you need to put me in charge

This is definitely a joke.

Actually I think Liverpool can score so let's be realistic.
Liverpool 2 Newcastle 4
Don’t be delusional.

as if you're some Elon Musk

I'm pretty sure no one could do that, and if you're "so" conservative, tell us how chess.com is losing money.
Chess.com, I believe you are seriously lacking initiative. If you put me in charge I will immediately make the platform better by cutting unneeded costs that some people may even call fraudulent. We looked into OTF and found an alarming number of beginners not improving at chess, so we're cutting it. It's a beautiful thing. I evaluated all the other forums and decided that's a lot of unnecessary server space being used. We need to cut every forum category except for General Chess Discussion. And then I will rename that to OneThousand818 Discussion since my will to dictate how everyone else ought to conduct themselves in trivial matters is the only thing that matters. I'll work for free just put me at the top.