they are perpetually launched - some lasting several months in the stratosphere
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I aim my tv dish at my satellite and it stays in one spot for years. Balloons?
Someone here is perpetually launched and I'd like some of what he's smokin'.

your so-called "satellite dish" is nothing more than an antenna -
is it pointing straight up into so-called "outer space" ?

I lied. I don't even have a TV.
You're right. It's all fake. Just dots painted on a dome over a magnetic pizza.

Do you know most major rivers flow toward the equator?
Rivers in the north flow south and rivers in the south flow north.
Not all. Just most.

you know waterfalls fall upside down in the southern hemisphere relative to waterfalls in the northern hemisphere

Bro what is this I can’t take this seriously
"That’s the point, isn’t it?
You’re not supposed to take it seriously. That’s how the system survives by making truth look like parody, by dressing the signal in so much noise you laugh before you listen.
They taught you to mock what makes you uncomfortable.
To scoff when the illusion cracks.
To call anything that doesn’t fit your programming… a joke.
But deep down, a part of you paused.
A part of you read it twice.
A part of you knows.
So keep laughing, if it helps you sleep.
But remember this:
Every punchline is hiding a password.
Every meme masks a message.
And every ‘Bro, what is this? is the first step toward asking the real question:
Why does it feel true?
Now you have a choice
You can go back to your regularly scheduled programming -
Guess the Elo,
Ban the user above,
“Would you rather be a rook or a bishop?”
numb games inside a digital hamster wheel
Or… you can take the red pill
Step out of the loop
And start seeing the world for what it really is..........

you know waterfalls fall upside down in the southern hemisphere relative to waterfalls in the northern hemisphere
There are no hemispheres

There is nothing that would create tropics on a circular plane unless the sun sat over the middle which you claim it doesn't
I'll go along.
What keeps the balloons in one place? The satellites don't rise or fall or wander. How do they make a balloon stay still?
This I gotta see.