Chess dumbed down (not family friendly)

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Tyler_Waldrop
There are 65 squares in a chess board can you count that high probably not if your reading this go read a book or something you iPad kid….Anyway pawns are the small pieces that can move forward once or twice if there at the starting position can you say that word tw-ice they can also promote to queen the one with the crown a rook the castle the bishop the dildo looking one and the knight the horse the rook (the castle one) it can go forward backwards left and right the knight can go diagonally in the two squares on each sides and go over pieces
Tyler_Waldrop
Should I do part two?
NIVEK1000

Part two is that the OP is the dumb one here, not the OTF audience...