Chess-related metaphors

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I want a girlfriend that plays chess so that in our intimate moments i can tell her "i am going to promote my pawn to a rook"

Avatar of SacrificeTheHorse

As you are posting such things on a chess website I would guess it's more likely your hypothetical girlfriend would tell you that you are 'launching a minority attack' during your intimate moments.

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