good jokes, sofia. But I can almost expect these riddles
Chess riddles
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Jan 24, 2013
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Why was the chess player unhappy with Australian waiter?
When the waiter returned with a check, the waiter said "Check mate!"
lol
Nov 9, 2015
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#6
these aren't good. this thread should be deleted, and then set on fire. and then deleted again.
oroark wrote:
these aren't good. this thread should be deleted, and then set on fire. and then deleted again.
does that mean to destroy the web page?
Why did the chess player offer a draw?
Because he wasn't good at painting.
that doesnt make sense
it should be because he was an artist
These are great for kids. Thank you!!!!!
orangehistory wrote:
Why did the chess player offer a draw?
Because he wasn't good at painting.
that doesnt make sense
it should be because he was an artist
actually, it's because you do drawing instead of painting which is reasonably harder. now do you get it?
Feb 3, 2021
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#11
Oroak if these are not good what are good one ha u dont know any u just want attention so ur being mean lol
How did the king lose his home?
A horse took his castle.
Why didn't the other pieces come to the king and queen's barbecue?
Because there were too many forks and skewers.
Why didn't the queen learn how to sew?
She was afraid of the pins.
Why wouldn't the cowboy play chess?
He didn't want to lose his horse.
Why did the chess players bring their crayons?
In case there was a draw.
Why did the chess player offer a draw?
Because he wasn't good at painting.
How do you know when your pawn is doing a good job?
When he gets promoted.
Why can't you play chess with balloons?
Because you wouldn't want your pieces to be under attack.(Get it? under a tack)
Why can't you make chess pieces out of bread?
Because it would be a stale mate.
What did the chess player say to the waiter?
Check, please.