Chuck Norris

He's dead

Prove it.

Chuck Norris will be carrying his own coffin during the funeral

Chuck Norris didn't die, he allowed death to take him

Chuck Norris showed up for the grim reaper

6 Wait, does this mean that DoomGuy is canonically Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris will be burying himself for his funeral

Actually, Death went into retirement and Chuck Norris had to take his stead.

I heard that Chuck Norris has been dead for years, grim reaper was just to afraid to tell him

14 Nah, being DoomGuy was just Norris' side gig before he got into Hollywood.

proof enough?

or you could, perhaps, use Google?

Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts:
When God said, 'Let There Be LIGHT!'
Chuck said, 'Say Please.'
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once ...ONCE.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
On the 7th day, God rested ... Chuck Norris took over.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Credit: http://brainden.com/chuck-norris-jokes.htm