Chuck Norris jokes
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Chuck Norris stares the opponent in the eyes and he resigns immediately.
If the opposite pieces are white, chack Norris makes them black.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please.”
Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room
He can run around the world so fast he runs into himself
He sleeps with a pillow under his gun
He killed 50 people with a grenade. Then it exploded
He doesn't do pushups. He pushes the earth down.
He shots a bad guy before the bullet arrives.
Global warming isn't real. Chuck was cold so he turned up the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain. Pain feels Chuck
Nov 14, 2021
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Btw, ever see Chuck Norris fight back in the 70-80s? Or Bill Superfoot Wallace?