Yes, I know.
God sent himself to sacrifice himself to himself to save us from himself.
What a nice (and logical) guy this God character is.
So you think God can tolerate sin regularly? Yes or no?
lol.
It's well known God has a very low tolerance for things.
You know, like any being that pretends to be all powerful, there's always that achilles heel.
God must have had a bad itch >2000 years ago.
*Good thing happens*
Christians:It's a miracle, God is benevolent and merciful, aleluya.
*Bad thing happens*
Christians:This is you punishment, repent, let the wrath of God fall on you.
If there's no justification
Christians: God acts in misterious ways.
You know, I might try these tricks next time I get into trouble, just say you are misterious