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I think everybody knows the game .





I wish that pets were free.
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Granted. But you get a pet that is old, diseased, blind and deaf, and dies 2 hours after you get it.

I wish I was a chess grandmaster.
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Granted but your chessboard exploded and killed you


I wish that star wars was never thought up.
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Not granted.
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marconib wrote:
Granted but your chessboard exploded and killed you


I wish that star wars was never thought up.

Granted. Without the pride of the Star Wars Program behind the Regan administration and the intimidating namesake propelling it, the U.S.S.R. conquered USA.

 

I wish for unlimited do-overs of requesting a wish of mine to be granted whenever I disapprove of its basterdization (or 'corruption').

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abtillerman wrote:

Granted, but you die in five minutes, so you can't use any of them.

Well more than five minutes have passed, and I'm still kickin', so..

 

I wish for grantor not to succumb to "Only the Author Can Settle it Now" (c.f. "..can Fix It Now" cheap plot device in movies). Misinterpret the wish or otherwise affect the request, don't just make random events up unrelated to the wish.

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Granted but than know body wishes


I wish sugar was healthy
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Granted. But then everyone loves vegetables

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I wish I was batman

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Granted. But then you get killed.
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Get a wish
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This is a copy please dont bring this back
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