Corrupt a Wish

granted but with your flesh

i wish i own chesscom and make it better safer for everyone

Granted. But everyone in chess.com don't want to play it anymore. I wish for nothing.

granted, but you get literally nothing, causing physicists to actively hunt you down

I wish for more fairy chess pieces

Granted. But it's a literal trash. I wish to know you

Granted, but your spa session only lasts two hours.

Granted, but the water is scalding hot.
I wish I could sing.

Granted but you're a baritone.

I wish i could use curse words on chess.com

Granted! but only for 1 second

i wish to have a type writer

I wish for a brick

I'm not gonna corrupt this one.

I wish i could upload photos