Corrupt a Wish

You're supposed to corrupt the wish above you, before you state your own wish to corrupt.

My wish: "I wish people wouldn't take hurting people in stride."

I'm not sure how that follows, but okay. I guess it works.

MatthewleipkL "I wish for nothing"

Granted. Bad things simply come to you, especially considering that your wish for nothing meant you didn't wish for something better.

I wish I was even more muscular.

Granted. And, because it is, you have now created a paradox in the natural continuum of the universe. Since "happy" means satisfactory destruction to some. See what you've done to our existence...

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edit: I retract my previous wish, as I don't think it was a fair statement.

My real wish is for Beds to be more comfy at night. lol

Granted... because the cheese COULDN'T have been in the past, all you've done is erased its existence. Concept of time travel only exists because of what we humans understand of time, which we don't even know if it's our human construct or an actual thing which we gave a name to. You've ultimately created a web of human logic confuddlement that even you won't benefit from.

Looks like you didn't get the last laugh. haha

I wish my cheeks were more kissable...

Haha and sadly for you, I don't think this gay guy is going to be affected by that as much as you would want him to be. =)

Anyways

"I wish that I am smarter"

Granted. You are now smart enough to realize what a "dumb" idea this is; since you already had a high degree of intelligence as a human. And then, you didn't even specify smarter specifically about what. Thereby causing your intelligence to remain the same, while looking laughable to some.

I wish to experience synesthesia for once. (And to do it WITHOUT the help of LSD or any other stupid drugs out there.)

granted but only a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a second

i wish to not be banned

Granted. You are muted

Which would send you to exile in the chess hole

Hencefore you are in mute prison

I wish to get chatterbox achievements

Granted But Who Gets That Award Is Going To Have Painful Suffer

I Wish If Someone Ban Me I'll Bring Infinity UNO Reverse Cards To Them

granted but you exploded due to fast speed

i wish to die

Granted you get recarnted

what's your wish

My wish is to have 1 trillion dollars