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Aquemini_444
[ wish will not compute]
I wish for me and my bf to hold hands
RealTactics960

Granted but you lose your hands.

i wish for grass

BlueHairedPerson13
Granted, but touching it melts your skin.

I wish for a hot pocket
RealTactics960

Granted. Your pockets hurt too much to wear pants with pockets. I wish for a cake

Aquemini_444
But it gets to hot and you die
Aquemini_444
I wish for a best friend
BlueHairedPerson13
Granted, but they have to move before to get to spend to much time with them

I wish for an acorn
RealTactics960

Granted. You are now best friends with IB. I wish for water

RealTactics960

For aque

BlueHairedPerson13
Granted, but it’s permanently boiling
BlueHairedPerson13
I still wish for an acorn
RealTactics960

Granted. But it is stolen by the squirrel from ice age

RealTactics960

I wish for the ability to win every game with the bongcloud

BlueHairedPerson13
Granted, but you forget how to do it
BlueHairedPerson13
I wish for another acorn
RealTactics960

Granted. It turns into an anvil and you drop it on your foot. I wish to have the powers of bugs bunny

BlueHairedPerson13
Granted, but you are now bugs bunny
I wish for a pocket portal
RealTactics960

Granted. You can teleport your pockets anywhere. I wish for musical talent

BlueHairedPerson13
Granted, but you can never find a good sounding instrument.
I wish for free FL studio
RealTactics960

Granted. But you get smth random idk what that is. I wish for a bat