Corrupt a Wish

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What is your wish Vulpes?

I wish global warming was gone.

Granted it never existed to begin with

I wish I fought along goku in dbz

Your power level is not over 9000, so you die in your first battle.

Not cool also what is your wish

What's your wish?

I wish I COULD STOP FORGETTING TO MAKE WISHES!!!

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Granted.... but.... due to cosmic fources not completely understood... it only lasts one turn

I wish my sailboat was a battleship.

Granted, but a horrible battleship. You take it into battle and it gets destryoed.

Hmmm vulpedss...your wish :)

I REALLY DIESLIKE THIS NOW

I wish I was cute (NYAN~!)

Granted, you are so cute people stalk you and attempt to hug you.

I wish I was popular.

Granted, but all your friends are bronies.  

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but the CIA heard of it ; I hope you appreciate the cage they put you into to use your powers.

I wish I had troll hair.

Granted. In fact it is growing all over your body so everyone wants to pet you.

I wish I could stop asking questions. On the other hand, what is there to ask, if not questions? 

Granted. But since you know for sure, it loses its magic and you wish you didn't wish for it.

I wish there is never a last book to read.

Granted. But now a law is passed for you to read all those books cuz u asked for it. You commit suicide.

I wish I was the strongest, handsomest (Is there a word like that?), most popular, most skilled ............... person in the entire universe.

Granted you are now in your own universe all by your self.

I wish upon a shooting star that magic was real

Granted. Magic is real, but scientists do not compute it and kick it back out.

I wish I was ker123