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Granted, but he hasnt got a backbone, i wish for cheeseburger that IS edible

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Granted, but the other definition of edible. I wish for a beesechurger.

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Granted, but the genie misheard it as 'obesed big chungus'. So, you get a big, obesed chungus' instead. I wish for a tungsten octahedron.

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Granted but you forgot what happened to you yesterday

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I wish for 67 to be eradicated and you cannot make this wish worse

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Granted! But You cannot wish anymore I wish for a girl

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That's making it worse

Avatar of RuneOfTheDeltas2012
#28073 no he’s making it so you can’t wish anymore, therefore he’s not making your current wish worse, he’s making your other wishes worse, because you can’t use them now.
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Also #28072
Granted, but she’s so beautiful that it is beyond comprehension and looking at her will cause you to go blind. She also subsequently ascends to the heavens.
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I wish for the ability to grow the plants from PVZ
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Granted, but the zombies adapt to your plant manipulation technique by using flamethrowers and other fire based weapons to burn your plants. I wish for the rune of the deltas.

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Granted. You spawn a clone of me that follows you around at all times.
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It’s always watching
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I wish for the ability to summon TF2 characters that fight FOR me at any time. They never turn against me, and despawn when they are no longer of use, just so the world doesn’t become filled with them.
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Granted but u can only use them in church
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I wish the world would not eat potatoes
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Granted but the reason is that all of the plants in the world get destroyed and all species on the earth starve. I wish for poverty to not exist, and I wish it in a way that nobody can make it worse or make any of my wishes worse.
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Granted , poverty doesn't exist anymore bc time has been reversed to the caveman eras. I wish for an edible burger that I can eat WITHOUT any circumstances

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Granted, but you ordereg fries and burger and the fries are toxic, Congratulations, you died,, i wish for ability to control time but not for myself and without getting demages

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Congrats! You teleport to the dinasour era. I wish for more depression, pain, suffering and grayness.