Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Cirno is now very stupid, not stupid.

I wish the economy was better.

Granted... but its only a lil better... your boss lays you off, but hires 2 cheaper workers to take your place

I wish my brain didnt hurt from studying.

Granted, now it hurts from sonething else.

I wish I could memorize anything in a few seconds.

Granted.. you do memorize the word "memorize".. in two seconds.

i wish pizza WAZZZZZZ.. diet food

granted,pizza is now diet food. but now all pizzas are diet cke flavored.

i wish my next wish was not corrupted.

Granted, your wish that you made a few years a ago was not corrupted.

I wish I could eat as much food as I wanted and never get fatter.

Granted... "fatter" implies that you are fat... sooo..you stay fat :D

I wish my dog could play chess with me

Granted. You go into the record books as the "only chess player beaten by a dog in 1,215 consecutive games".

I wish I had a real light saber.

LOL

Granted... you get your "light saber", but end up dropping it on the ground..where it promptly...melts its way to the center of the earth

I wish i didnt need sleep 

Granted. You get chronic insomnia and no amount of coffee in the world can help.

I wish I was a sheep.

Granted, but the farmer that owns you decides that selling lamb stew gives him more of a profit than selling wool.

I wish I had $10000000000000000000000000000

Granted the U.S. government gives you all that money because we switched to the euro and you volunteered to shred it.(This is way in the future when there is this much money circulating around the world)

I wish food would appear in front of me when ever I got hungry, food that is edible.

but  the food was awals mentos.so youate it and then you became fat intill you were so fat you barfed.

i wash that my next wish  and this wish was not coruppted.

Granted, but you spelled corrupted wrong and what you wrote turned out to be Gnomish for 'Throw a rock at me now!'

I wish I had €1000000000000000000000000000000000

Granted. You get all that dropped on you at once from 1000 meters in the air. *SPLAT*

I wish everything was affordable for everyone.

Granted, but it comes in pennies.

I wish I had a pack of gum.

Granted but the gum is not edible and when ever you try to take a piece you get a small electric shock.

I wish I had an immortal body and was not lazy.

Granted. Your mind isn't immortal, and you go crazy. You now work hard at finger painting in an insane asylum.

I wish i knew if the best play by both sides in a chess game was a win for one side, or a draw.

Granted. You know the result when best played, but this takes away completely the thrill of the game and you bore yourself to death moving towards a clearly known result in advance.

I wish i had a gorgeous panda woman to play chess with.

Granted. However, she has Houdini's silicon chip embedded in her brain and you get thrashed every game.

I wish I could get a really cool job I like.