Corrupt a Wish

Granted! He flooded the world. Please don't ask again, huh?

I wish I made the rules.

Granted, but you become unpopular and get overthrown

I wish for 99 years free diamond membership to chess.com, are not banned while I have it and do not die before I can use it. The site will not become down during that time.

Granted! Unfortunately, a massive solar flair knocks out all electricity worldwide for a period of 102 years.

I wish I could get some sleep.

Seems like the site will get down, during those 102 years ; a better move would have been to made him blind.

Granted ! Eternal sleep is yours now.

I wish I could get some sheep.

Granted, but they escape.

I wish I had an Atari 2600

Granted, but it doesn't come with controllers or games.

I wish i could be a member of the Justice League.

Granted! You're their secretary!

I wish for eternal happiness.

Granted, but now no one else is happy; you are killed because you are the only person with happiness!

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted! You and 40,000,000 others, so your winnings, after dividing it among all the winners and after taxes, is 28 cents!

I wish I won 60,000,000!

Granted, you won 60,000,000 spankings!

I wish i was the sole winner of $1,000,000,000 tax free.

Granted! Immediately after your win, the global economy collapses and it's worthless.

I wish I could time travel!

Granted, but your time machine accidentally lands on Capablanca, rewriting chess history forever, and you go down in history as the guy who killed Capablanca, and you are hated forever.

I wish I was a child prodigy chess grandmaster like Capablanca!

Granted, but a time machine accidentally lands on you!

I wish i could win a golf tournament with 18 holes in ones.

Granted. You "one" a "hole" golf tournament, but you get clubbed by your competitors, who have ratings in teh 2100's

I wish I ceased to exist.

Granted, you cease to exist for a moment before being reincarnated into a slug.

I wish everything tasted good.

Granted, including me (a slug), which is bad for you. You eat it and you die.

I wish I was a cat now!

Granted, but you still get eaten.

I wish i could sleep on a cloud.

Granted... you are sedated and "carefully" placed on a cloud via hot air baloon, but since you cant float... for long.... your sleeping ON the cloud..lasts .04 of a second.

I wish I was an indestructable....chessplayer.

Granted! But now no one can beat you, no one wants to play you, and you are believed to be a chess cheater from now until eternity; which is fine with you as there is no longer any challenge.

I wish to own my own home.