Corrupt a Wish

Granted,but the Rabbits destroy it the next day.

I wish my School catches fire.

Granted. But you are trampled by everyone rushing to leave. Then you burn.

I wish aliens would steal my neighbors dog.

Granted.  But the aliens give the dog to you and you get arrested.

I wish I had the time to study chess more.

Granted but you do not improve in the course of a year and throw your book away

I wish for a million bucks with enough land for them to graze on and be happy.

Granted, but they get abducted by aliens and your land gets used as a landing pad.

I wish my theme was more popular

Granted, but it is more popular on another planet.

I wish I could get 100000$ a day from my job.

Granted, but a thousand camel fleas attack your armpits and negate any enjoyment from said $$.

I wish I had never found this thread... (help)

Wish granted. However, you found a similar thread, so your rage returns.

I wish I was a cat.

Wish granted. However, you are a fat cat and can't escape a pack of hungry stray hairless dogs.

I wish I were an eagle.

Granted, but you are shot by a hunter.

I wish I was a dog.

Granted, but wish failed because of the absence of a verb in said sentence. lol

I wish I were a sail boat.

Wish granted. However, the wind carries you to where the wild things are, and they eat you.

I wish I were me.

Granted. but your brain was transplanted to a fat cat thereby granting your prior wish again. then a car driven by a hairless dog hit you.

I wish to be immortal.

Wish granted. But you eventually get bored of life and spend eternity in torture known as boredom.

what be thy wish?

I wish I like to eat cake.

Wish granted, but the delivery truck dumped all the money on you so suddenly you drowned in it.

I wish I were happy.

Granted, but you are happy in court when you are accused of a crime and everybody thinks you're guilty.

I wish I was rated 3000

Granted. But it's not in chess. It's on a 0-1000000 scale of who's likeliest to get a raise at your work.

I wish I could make enough money playing chess to live on comfortably.

<Poof> Granted!  But then the bottom falls out of the economy and it takes all you've got to pay for a loaf of bread.

I wish I knew then what I know now....