Create the most useless chess piece ever!

RULES:

1. Don’t copy each other

2. Have fun!

I will judge each chess piece and the winner gets 100 cheers!

(deadline at June 30th inspired by Shark2636 https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/create-the-most-stupid-chess-pieces)

the dummy gets captured just by moving

Movement: Moves exactly like a Knight.

Special Rule: As soon as you play it, it jumps to the target square, but instantly regrets its life choices and returns to its original square before your turn ends. If there was an opponent's piece on the target square, it doesn't capture it; it just high-fives it and jumps back.

Why it's the most useless piece ever:

It literally forces you to waste a tempo for absolutely nothing. It controls zero new squares, develops no threats, and just sits there burning your clock and your turns. It's the ultimate tactical vacuum.

Thread copier:

Gets 10 “useless thread” posts

Talks about chess in otf

Copies copies of original threads

illegal moves

*ahem* this thread already exists. So, useless thread. And copied thread. And also ch*ss

sorry for not saying, this thread is inspired by Shark2636

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/create-the-most-stupid-chess-pieces

Translation: I couldn't be bothered to think of my own thread so I copied this popular one and hoped no one noticed

a piece that can't capture anything - it moves with no purpose

moves this to otf

Nah jk

WHH TF IS IT IN OTF???? MOVE THIS TO FUN WITH CHESS

Air: it's 147-1470 points, can't move, and gets deleted when a piece moves to that square. White gets whitesquared air and black gets blacksquared air.

Have gun tracking material now 😈

*FUN

A queen that can only capture protected pieces

a knight that can’t jump over other pieces in any way, and if it moves you have to move it the next turn or else it would explode and all the pieces (of the same color as that special knight) surrounding (right beside it) that knight will die, and if it isn’t moved by move 10 it also explodes, and if the opponent captures that knight it also explodes still only effecting you’re pieces, and if its been moved five times it also explodes…

yeah

A void pawn-pawn that makes an void under itself when touched, it deletes itself