Cringe OTFer roast pt 2. (sorry fam)

Sup everybody. So if you didn’t already know, I recently released the worst forum I have ever made called “Cringe OTFer roast”. However, for some reason beyond my comprehension, not only did this become my most popular forum, but several people also asked to be roasted by me. So…. I suppose I must make the people happy. But just so it’s clear, NO MORE ROASTS AFTER THIS!!! (Unless this hits 1k comments which it better not). These roasts are going to be based off either the forumer himself or one of the forumers past forums. Of course, all of this is for joking purposes ONLY. Without further adue, let’s get into it….. WARNING: If you cannot handle cringing, feeling humiliated for the OP, crying tears of sadness for the OP because he is so jobless, or any other cringy emotions, please leave the forum…. Check it. Whitebelt back on da mic again. Hey hey hey

What’s up Tag, you #1 to get roasted. Lookin like you’re desperate for popularity, with all the forums you’ve posted. You don’t understand Trigonometry, you don’t even get division. Last I checked you ate the whole kitchen. Call Mario and Luigi, I need a plumber! Because I just took a dump on ya, what a bummer. Hey

Audge, I can’t lie you are looking quite funny. You decide to hide your face right behind a bunny. “CALLING ALL BOOK NERDS 🗣️”, what a thread! As soon as you made it, it was instantly dead. You’ve been in OTF long enough, it’s time to leave. Maybe someday your forums will get better, I wanna believe…. Yo yo yo, what’s up

GeckoSoloYT. So many things to roast, so much gone wrong. There are only a few things I can put in this song. The name “YT” is ridiculous, you aren’t a creator. Just speaking facts, not tryna be a hater. Rating below 650, not even halfway to me. You should try checkers, that might be the key. Hi


Pikachu, what’s up my man. I can’t lie brotha, I am not a fan. Begging to be added on GD, why you acting wild. “THIS ISN’T FAIR!” Stop acting like a child. Your pfp is of Pikachu, a dumb children’s cartoon. Maybe your maturity will turn 10 at some point in June. (Sorry man I went kinda hard in this one 😭 no disrespect fr) Allan dude, you’re up next! I couldn’t write enough things about you in a 50 paragraph text. Bunch of dead forums, begging for wishes on your birthday. Nobody gives a crap, I care more about earth day. You are a true ripoff sawdof, with your one sentence wonders. But in OTF reality? You make infinite blunders.

SafComeback, you ain’t gonna comeback from this. Say your final goodbyes, give yo mamma a kiss. “It’s a busy day for tech this week” erm, what a geek 🤓 👆🏻. “My first AMA” that repeat idea was peak! Let’s think of something new, but something interesting also. Cuz all this forum art lookin like 6 yr old Timmy’s, not Pablo Piccaso’s.

AnishAce, you clearly aren’t Giri. With a 700 rating, I laugh so hard, it makes me teary. Forums about 2898 AD put me to sleep. When it comes to creating forums you shouldn’t make a peep. “Feel pain, contemplate pain, accept pain, know pain” aww, did you scrape your elbow? Does anyone care? The answer is heck no.

Equation you be soundin like a math problem that nobody knew. You can’t make a forum but at least you solve 2+2. Forums about origami? They fell flat. I could get better ideas if I asked my cat.

Hello Riyanshu, the lawyerkitty. Thousands of dead forums, what a pity. 4 about being muted, 4 about law, 8 total forums that were dead as slaw. Some say you are a spammer, some say you’re a troll. What I call you is a person with a mind too dull.

Well Panda, sir, I am your new #1 fear. Say buh bye to OTF cuz I’m about to ruin your career. “Tales from the crypt” “August the duck” when will you realize nobody gives a F(bleep). In these forums, you act like a tuff unc. But guess what buddy, I am calling out your junk. Time to take off the glasses, let’s take off the fur. You are the phoniest forumer to ever occur.

Hey hey hey, Whitebelt on the mic.

Check it.


DISCLAIMER: As I said in pt 1, these were all for joking purposes only. These cringey roasts and horrible raps are only for laughs and not to be taken seriously. I love all of ya and am glad you keep the forums running. Below I will add all of the forums mentioned in the rap. if you read all of this….. thanks. 😎

how are you so good at this

Erm actually, I am 750 in bullet and 900 in daily.

roast me and lightning and cbb and other high rated players because a lot of ur roasting power is about a low rating

Wow💀

Roast me man i asked that last time

Tag: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/man-trigonometry-sucks

Audge: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/calling-all-book-nerds

Gecko: Didn’t add a forum mb man lol

Pikachu: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/this-isnt-fair-1 https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/pls-pls-pls-add-me-on-gd

Saf: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/its-a-busy-day-for-tech-this-week

Anish: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/2898-ad-rp (and the pain stuff is in his bio)

Equation: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/origami-for-otf-2

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/origami-for-otf-pictures

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/origami-thread

Riyanshu: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-hate-phantom-mutes

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/i-am-muted-again

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/update-on-my-mute

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/its-time-for-law

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/riyanshus-law-firm-club

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/riyanshu-and-associates-otf-law-firm

Panda: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/tales-from-the-crypt

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/toilet-steak


That should be all of em lol. This took me so long 😭

Dang

#6 mb man 😭 I knew I forgot someone but couldn’t find out who. If this reaches the magic 1k comments you make pt 3….

#2 ikr I make people feel so cringe that afterwards they believe it’s a brand new emotion. 😭 🌹 🥀

#3 erm oops

#4 bet… I will do it on one of the tourney forums or prob in da club

#5 💀 mb fam

ok

Did I forget anyone else btw?

Damn ts actually tuff asf

#16 💀 thx

No more of these though for real

Yo can you add me if u make another one? (I am on mobile tho so I might not see it if it’s not near the top. This is where this rap ends for me on the app “You’ve been in OTF long enough, it’s time to leave. Maybe someday your forums will get better, I wanna believe…. Yo yo...” so if I won’t see it, then maybe don’t bother)

#18 noooo, why?