Dad Jokes 101

Hello, (hopefully) kind OTF’er that is reading this..
The name of this thread is kinda self explanatory/nonselfexplanatory but the purpose of this is you comment your (or someone else’s) dad joke, simple right? Well a lot of you will probably just post “your (or someone else’s) dad joke, simple right? But I hope you guys don’t because you know what I want you to do, Say a dad joke!! This is just for fun! 🤩

I heard this one from a specific OTF’er on an unknown thread (idk the name of the OTF’er or the name of thread) but here’s the dad joke. “Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc which is funny because I don’t give eefoc before I have my coffee.” I haven’t laughed so hard in eons.

Here is the thread


https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/coffee-makes-everything-possible

I don’t give enieffac

#2 yeah, that’s it’s I couldn’t remember..
#3 (copier).. *uhm good job on putting the first dad joke* hehe 🙃

It a variation tho🥺

“Why do we call them seagulls?”
“Because if they flew over the bay, we would call them bagels”
HAHDJDKAJSJDJJFRJIKSKALALALALALALALJJISSKJAKSKZJJDND

What do you call a person without a body and a nose?





No-Body nose!!! (Nobody knows)

#5 no, no it’s good. 😊

#7 *choking on laughter*

Why don’t fish play basketball?



Becuz they’re scare of the net!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A FSH
&:&/&&:&;;&-9@@:@;@29@1”1/0:@@lLksllLll¥9@¥+99OooKIaoakekakalslskdlslla

#10 ur good..

#11 similar joke, what do you call a spider with eight eyes?
A spiiiiiiiider!

#13
Lol

#13 lol2

Don’t spell PART backwards, it’s a trap

Don’t take of your clothes and look down it’s a booby trap (similar to #16)

How did the barber win a race?

He knew a shortcut!!!!

(Idk how I’m so good at these lol they just pop up in ma head)

*taking note

Why are elevelator jokes so good?

They work on many levels!!!