Dad Jokes

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Write some Dad Jokes here.

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What makes a dad joke?
Pretty much anything you say to him…

Yeah that really sucked lol
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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ow".

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1AncientConcavenator wrote:
What makes a dad joke?
Pretty much anything you say to him…
Yeah that really sucked lol

It was not bad!

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Why should dads wear shades when they tell jokes?
To protect them from the son’s glare.
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Here's one from my friend:

What do you call it when a seasoning punches you?...

A salt.

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Hey, what is milk + milk? Dad’s obsession
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Ok that one kinda sucked-
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Wow.
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-İm back

-Hi Back

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Man that one gives the son a death stare at the dad
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These are good haha

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Lol

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

Few told by my dad

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Man ur dad is way better at making jokes than mine
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they're just too bad!

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mypawnisapassedpawn wrote:
Man ur dad is way better at making jokes than mine

bruh

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Im asian so my dad’s jokes r lamer
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I am asian too (I am no american)

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Very funny jokes all!