Debate scrum

I have to make this joke ,excuse the pun but I am officially a master debater
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Sorry, what pun?
Also, you never answered the question.

And on top of that your single (or at least never texted in your life b/c texting slang bothers you, the world texts like this get used to it)
Yeah but everytime I type slang people have a problem so nw i typ evey lettr of wrds. prob? oo n who on earth sd imm singal? DIS is da reason dis is exctly the reason why i dunt lik takin to people lik u cuz 'en 'ey start imaginin things and i hate dat

not a chance im wrong (maybe the age)
Hey you just have to say that in proper english again cuz I didn't really understand that...
Now it’s my turn to get the popcorn 😉 🍿
No no no no.

I have to make this joke ,excuse the pun but I am officially a master debater
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Sorry, what pun?
Also, you never answered the question.
sound out the words, master debater, and you might understand .
Thanks! I guess being a master debater has its perks...
So how’s the binge watching of Sesame Street, @sjsharks7?

And why are you offended b/c i made a joke you dont get
Who said I was offended?
Why are you offended that I mentioned you watching Sesame Street? You’ve never watched it?

I have to make this joke ,excuse the pun but I am officially a master debater
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Sorry, what pun?
Also, you never answered the question.
sound out the words, master debater, and you might understand .
Thanks! I guess being a master debater has its perks...
So how’s the binge watching of Sesame Street, @sjsharks7?
Your the stupid one not getting the joke and im watching sesame street?
How is it stupid if I don’t get the joke?
You either think you’re funny or you are trying to be funny.
Either way, the “joke” doesn’t even make sense. Or is the joke that it isn’t a joke?

your trying to insult me so i explain the joke , but i cant due to reasons i dont feel like saying.
Insulting you to learn the reason of the joke is below me.
So why would you ask me to “sound it out” when you don’t say what to sound out?

I have to make this joke ,excuse the pun but I am officially a master debater
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Sorry, what pun?
Also, you never answered the question.
sound out the words, master debater, and you might understand .
Thanks! I guess being a master debater has its perks...
So how’s the binge watching of Sesame Street, @sjsharks7?
Your the stupid one not getting the joke and im watching sesame street?
How is it stupid if I don’t get the joke?
You either think you’re funny or you are trying to be funny.
Either way, the “joke” doesn’t even make sense. Or is the joke that it isn’t a joke?
I don’t think increasing and decreasing fonts makes you a master debater...more like a master font-size changer.