Desperately seeking a geometry tutor.

So, I've been thinking a ton about my slowly declining geometry grade a lot lately. And while I really don't care very much, I thought I would ask the very intelligent people of the OTF community to pursue the very difficult challenges and stress that geometry brings to my life every single day with me. Let me explain my backstory. 

Just last week, I was taking a quiz in my last-period geometry class. The quiz really didn't seem to be too difficult, but it was weirdly worded.  I definitely knew that I had gotten the proofs wrong at the end of the quiz, and those were worth a ton of points. I leave the room and head out to my bus thinking, "Yeah, I probably did pretty bad, but I'll keep a wave of positivity with me so I can enjoy the rest of my day." A few days later, while I'm doing the daily homework in his class, he passes back the tests. My friend beside me gets a nice 80, and I hear a few people getting a bit higher, and some failing it altogether. Since my friend group in that class loves to make fun of me, they ask that the teacher places the quiz facedown, so we can do a big reveal. I turn the paper over and show my friends the quiz without looking. I look at them, desperately waiting for a reaction. It takes them a few seconds, but they burst out laughing. I don't want to look at the paper, but I see a big "44" at the top of my paper. I mutter a few curses before quietly returning to my homework, trying my very best to ignore my friends. So, that wasn't the best way to start the grading period. But that's ok, since my test is next week. I need a good grade on this test.

Fast forward to yesterday, Tuesday, November 12th. I have my test at the end of the day. I'm drained from my English and biology tests from earlier that day. But I feel ready, despite not making any effort at all to study, except to ask him a few questions in the morning. I get to class right before the bell rings and take my seat in the back corner of the class, like usual. I turn in my homework from the day before, and he hands me the test. 17 questions, including three proofs. I got this. I start looking through the test and see exactly 3 multiple choice questions. Uh oh. I'm stuck between two choices on question one. I take a guess. The next few questions are fairly challenging as well, usually me ending up guessing between the choices I couldn't eliminate. The middle part of the test seemed easy, and I felt confident in finding X in equations. I'm guessing through a ton of it by now, and throwing out random numbers that may work in the blank space below the question. And at the end, there's 3 proofs I have to do. I have to prove angles congruent over a long process, and deep detail. I think that I will get partial credit for all 3 of those. I get onto the bonus questions, writing, " Mr. ____, please count a few of these correct. I am struggling in your class, and I need a good grade for this test. Oops, a $5 bill just dropped from my pocket!" I check through my answers extremely quickly, knowing damn well, it wouldn't help my case. I raise my hand and hand in the test to him, feeling a few different ways. There was part of me that knew I failed the test, but I small wave of positivity that said "Hey, maybe you're a flawless guesser." I was actually one of the first ones done. All of my classmates looked back at me, as I had finished the test before them. I felt so smart. I played "Run 3" on my Chromebook quietly for about 15 minutes, trying not to yell in excitement as I had beaten my previous high score. The bell rings, and I get my stuff packed up. But then I hear conversations that make me... well, I don't know.

"That test was the easiest we've had all year. I'm so happy I get to end the term on this grade."

"Yeah, on skibidi I got 100 on that test." 

"Hey basix, how did you think you did?"

I think for a moment of what to say, and mutter "Oh, that was a pretty easy one. I'm sure I did well."

I grit my teeth and walk to the bus. These people made me soooo mad. I know that I likely failed the test, but had to pretend it was easy. Oh well. I put in my Airpods, log onto OTF, put on my Ari music, and ride the bus back home. Nuff said.

And so, the point of this thread was to ask for a tutor for geometry. I care so much to make my friends proud of me, and to see the stunned reaction of my professor as her grades a perfect test with "Basix the swexy" written on it. So, here I am, asking the smartest people I know. Hazel tried to tutor me a few times, but we ended up talking about cry-creaming and bae bae the swexy the whole time instead. People ask me every day if I need some help, and I shake them off, since they don't deserve me. So... if you guys can, be sure to submit an application here. 

I will know my grade sometime this week and will be sure to update you all when I know my grade. I should also mention that I got a 5500 as my best "Run 3" score, which is arguably more impressive than managing to write a whole essay of a post about geometry. Galaxy, if you're reading this, you said you've been learning geometry lately. How about showing your beloved basix everything you've learned? Or anyone, really. Any amount of help is much appreciated.

But for now, bye bye. I guess if I spent less time on OTF during school, that might help me out a bit. Or maybe if I didn't spend an hour typing this out, and spent the time studying, I could be amazing at it. Don't worryyyyy, I'm just kidding. Have a great day, and be sure to reach out if you know anything about angles of a triangle. Mwah. Keek!

I could help you but geometry is my kryptonite so we'll see.

Find me a tutor while you're at it will you?

9th grade, girlie.

If there's a second geometry, I may just give up on myself and run away.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one in a school that has to suffer from the phrase "on skibidi".

Unfortunately, you're not alone.

I took algebra last year, like the genius I am. I'm doing 10th grade math.

Thanks for the help. I may be sending you my homework in the mail each weekend.

Basix how much money will I have to pay you to get you to take trigonometry

My 7th grade friend's doing Geometry I. He might be able to help you.

It would have to be a four-digit number.

damn I have no chance