Dinner date ruined over chess remark
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Chess.com already gave me my points back
Hilarious
Tell her to go play “checkmate” with some other fiend. Clearly she does not understand the importance of this sacred game.
Why are you dating, anyway? Don’t you know that dating takes time away from studying? Time better spent learning the Najdorf or Taimanov!
Why are you dating, anyway? Don’t you know that dating takes time away from studying? Time better spent learning the Najdorf or Taimanov!
grossebite16 is the alt of the player who cheated. Just letting you guys know.
Dude you made like two accounts in the past 15 minutes and you know exactly what I’m saying. Challenged me with one so you could use your engine on me again. Went offline to make this account. Pathetic.
You got two accounts closed in 20 minutes, just give up.
May 30, 2022
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#27
If you are actually legit, I'll give you a bit of advise. Paul Morphy never beat a woman at chess in his life. He always played them to a draw...it's ungentlemanly. Don't beat up on girls...don't be a douche.
bro maybe you should learn better English. when she said that "checkmate was the name of the game", she did not mean it literally. it is, what is known as, a figure of speech.
May 30, 2022
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#29
brianchesscake wrote:
bro maybe you should learn better English. when she said that "checkmate was the name of the game", she did not mean it literally. it is, what is known as, a figure of speech.
lol
May 30, 2022
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#30
michaelcausey7 wrote:
If you are actually legit, I'll give you a bit of advise. Paul Morphy never beat a woman at chess in his life. He always played them to a draw...it's ungentlemanly. Don't beat up on girls...don't be a douche.
lol
May 30, 2022
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#31
johnhnapier wrote:
Me and this girl were having a really nice evening, a nice romantic dinner, and after dinner we wanted to play a game, so we chose chess. We played a game of chess and I checkmated her. And I said "checkmate!" And she said, "That's the name of the game!" and she smiled at me. I stared back at her and I didn't smile. I said, "No it's not. Chess is the name of the game, not checkmate."
Then she just kind of tried to laugh it off & she started smiling at me & wanting to be intimate. But I removed her hands from me & told her that I just couldn't do it.... You know, after what she said. So I told her to leave.
Now she's all texting me again & trying to get back with me. What should I do?
If you had just said "Mate!" instead, this whole ugly scene might have been avoided.
May 30, 2022
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#32
michaelcausey7 wrote:
If you are actually legit, I'll give you a bit of advise. Paul Morphy never beat a woman at chess in his life. He always played them to a draw...it's ungentlemanly. Don't beat up on girls...don't be a douche.
I thought that treating women as if they were victims of some horrible disfiguring disease was "being a douche".
michaelcausey7 wrote:
If you are actually legit, I'll give you a bit of advise. Paul Morphy never beat a woman at chess in his life. He always played them to a draw...it's ungentlemanly. Don't beat up on girls...don't be a douche.
I disagree. How is it ungentlemanly? That's like saying that you should just go easy on women because they can't bear to lose. That is not true at all. Take Judit Polgar for example. Considered the best female chess player in the world, she even beat Kasparov!
So being easy on Judit Polgar would be gentlemanly? Of course not! It would just be a waste of her time.
Treating women as if beating them would kill them or something like that is just sexist itself. Treat women like you would treat everyone else. Women are not less smart, so they don't need to be treated like little toddlers who would cry if they lost.
It's really silly that some people, to stop women from getting "offended", end up really offending women who are actually serious about things (in this case, chess).
michaelcausey7 wrote:
If you are actually legit, I'll give you a bit of advise. Paul Morphy never beat a woman at chess in his life. He always played them to a draw...it's ungentlemanly. Don't beat up on girls...don't be a douche.
Ugh. Get thee back to the 1800s.
May 30, 2022
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johnhnapier wrote:
Me and this girl were having a really nice evening, a nice romantic dinner, and after dinner we wanted to play a game, so we chose chess. We played a game of chess and I checkmated her. And I said "checkmate!" And she said, "That's the name of the game!" and she smiled at me. I stared back at her and I didn't smile. I said, "No it's not. Chess is the name of the game, not checkmate."
Then she just kind of tried to laugh it off & she started smiling at me & wanting to be intimate. But I removed her hands from me & told her that I just couldn't do it.... You know, after what she said. So I told her to leave.
Now she's all texting me again & trying to get back with me. What should I do?
Worst porn ever.
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you “couldn’t do it” because she didn’t know that chess was called chess
Jun 1, 2022
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#38
colorfulcake wrote:
you “couldn’t do it” because she didn’t know that chess was called chess
Finally someone understands! She was a really super attractive woman too, which made it that much harder =(
Jun 1, 2022
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#39
colorfulcake wrote:
you “couldn’t do it” because she didn’t know that chess was called chess
And come to think of it, I think she DID know chess was called chess, because she referred to chess as "chess" a number of times... However she also said that checkmate was the name of the game... Ugh, I'm so confused...
