dose anyone know any good pickup lines?

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Bruh...

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As a pawn I went all the way across the board and want to know would you be my queen
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awesomeJAB23 wrote:
As a pawn I went all the way across the board and want to know would you be my queen

If you went all the way across the board, you're the queen.

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Lmao

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Heard this one from a kid who was going down the opposite side of the ski lift from me:

“Are you a tornado? Because you blow me away.”
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I think it was directed at my mom
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just roflmao

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TheNameofNames wrote:

Some say you cant put a square through a hole...

I think you can put your square self through any hole you put your mind to.

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Just smile and go say hi like a normal person. Body language (smiling) works more than any stupid pickup lines, imo. Also, you could botch up the line because you are probably going to be nervous.

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"Hello, uhh thx?" "Sure ok." "What the heck I've never even seen you before, bro." "What the- just leave me alone you weirdo!"

Oops wait, I did the wrong side of the pick-up line!

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Start conversation then just keep on nodding to whatever they say. I’m guessing you’re young so it isn’t very important to listen to them. Here’s what it would look like in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXWmrl_mgZ0

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What? 😂
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Yeah what
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"Are you going to pick this mess up, or what?"

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“Are you the twin towers cause I wanna fly my plane through you.”
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B4i4qRu/(18) qTп
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Help me I can’t breath because you take my breath away