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SOMETIMES JOHN BEAR DUNT KNOW WHEN TO QUIT IT AND JUST KEEP EATING MUSHROOM AFTER MUSHROOM UNTIL I PUKE A LITTLE, THEN SWALLOW, THEN EAT MORE MUSHROOM, THEN START TO PUKE A BIT MORE SO HAVE TO SWALLOW HARDER. THEN EAT MORE MUSHROOM. KEEP EATING MUSHROOM UNTIL PUKE CAN'T STAY DOWN ANY LONGER THEN IT SHOOTS EVERYWHERE WITH MY MOUTH OPEN STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR SPEWING VOMIT LIKE A FIRE HYDRANT POSSESSED BY THE SEVEN CIRCLES OF HELL.
HAVE YOU TRIED HOOMUN?