Elephant Jokes

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beebejoe

I'm starting a new thread of elephant jokes. 

Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

mottsauce

why did the elephant dye her hair?

to see if blondes have more fun.

LeftSillyRocket
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morbzilla76

What does an elephant bring on a train? His trunk

ZattirfVuli

How do you know if an elephant was in the kitchen? Check the peanut butter.

morbzilla76

How do you get an elephant in a tree? Plant a tree under an elephant and wait 30 years