Embarrassing bodies

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BobbyChesspickles
As a self-taught medical practitioner working in Harley St., (never successfully sued) I often get referred patients troubled by embarrassing symptoms. Thankfully I have amassed enormous experience in dealing with these issues. If any Chess.com member wishes to avail of my expertise, just post your problem and I'll sort it out. (I treated Bob Dylan successfully for hypogonadism).
DinnerSpaceparauno

I don't get it 

BobbyChesspickles
Not getting it is a very serious symptom. I am happy to offer you free medical advice on this, but I was hoping to help those who are embarrassed about their bodies.
Are you not getting it because of a bodily problem?
DinnerSpaceparauno

I wish I was taller, but other than that I'm fine. Thank you. 

ilikewindmills
I'm in need of help.
BobbyChesspickles
There is nothing wrong with being short or 'corpus minimus ' as it's referred to in medicine. If you are pre-pubertal, growth hormone can help, otherwise it's osteotomies or platform boots.
As regards windmill-liker needing help... not enough wind?
wraithleader

i am embarrassed by the fact I am the only masculine looking guy, In a world full of prissy-is-the-new-cool guys.

DinnerSpaceparauno

No no, it's not that I am short. It's just that my body does not match the size of some appendage therefore being taller would be less awkward looking. 

BobbyChesspickles
WL: Thinking that you are the only masculine-looking guy? Hmmm. Can you give more detail please?
BobbyChesspickles
MDS having an enormous nose is indeed an issue for some. Rather than wishing for more height I would suggest a rhinoplasty to restore the balance you crave.