Epic doge has returned
So?
Hey, Oliver Handler, why do you refuse to listen to ANY evidence we show you that shows you aren't an NM? Wait, though, don't just write a response saying you don't need evidence or some crap like that. Listen, for once.
Anyways, you're really just digging your own grave by continuing to spout this NM nonsense. You know no one believes you, so stop trying to make us believe you. If you're trying to get attention, this is not a very good way, since acting like this just makes everyone think you're some immature kid. Trying to insult us, or saying "I don't need evidence," does not make you an NM. Saying "I am NM, where's my title?" does not make you an NM. I could set my chess.com FIDE rating to 2900 and say I'm better than Magnus Carlsen, but my 1500 rapid, 1400 bullet, and 1350 blitz ratings wouldn't support that very well. My point? All your ratings are below 900, and no NM would have ratings that low. No, I'm not insulting your chess skill.
I'm not trying to insult you, just make sure you actually learn a lesson for once. I really hope you actually learn from this, but knowing you, you probably skipped the whole thing, only read the start, and your next comment is going to be ignoring all this evidence that you're not an NM, yet again.
I am nm. why no one believe me. I am 8 year old nm and alsoo applied for a being a mod. I will helping people here because I am a nm and a 8 year olddd kid. please make me mod and nm plsss
And you chose to ignore me. I tried. My guide to arguing with idiots says to ask them what evidence would change their mind. So, Oliver Handler, what would change your mind about you being an NM? If you just take offense, or the answer is no evidence, I'm not wasting any more time and effort arguing with you.
What I would recommend is to stop making these forums and keep our side clear so that he can understand his mistake. We all know that @epic-doge is an 8-year old like he confessed, so more comments to these forums are just giving him attention.
If you've met him, he's never gonna understand his mistake. Arguing with him is much like arguing with a brick wall.
What I would recommend is to stop making these forums and keep our side clear so that he can understand his mistake. We all know that @epic-doge is an 8-year old like he confessed, so more comments to these forums are just giving him attention.
If you've met him, he's never gonna understand his mistake. Arguing with him is much like arguing with a brick wall.
Or arguing with one of those dolls who say the same thing over and over again