FIZZLE1009GOLD13’s ama


f you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Can you cry underwater?
If you try to fail and succeed, did you fail or succeed?
Is cereal a soup?
How many chickens would it take to be able to take down an elephant?
If you microwave a salad, does it become soup?
What’s the proper way to eat a taco sideways or top-down?
Have you ever tried to cook something using only a hairdryer?
Do dogs think in barks?
Could a raccoon hypothetically run a small business?
If giraffes wore pants, would it be on just the legs or up the neck too?
Which animal do you think is most likely to become a supervillain?
How many ants do you think it would take to carry a human?
If you cloned yourself and then fought your clone, would it be suicide or assault?
What happens if Pinocchio says “My nose will grow now”?
If you dig a hole through the Earth and jump in, where do you end up (besides arrested)?
Can you yawn with your eyes open and not look like a demon?
If we can’t see air, can fish see water?
If I scream into a jar and seal it, can I open it later for a surprise?
How many baguettes would it take to build a structurally sound raft?
Would a centaur wear a seatbelt around its horse part or its human part?
If you had to fight 12 toddlers for every sock you own, how long would you survive?
Could you legally adopt a rock if you gave it a name and a tiny hat?

Dirty
no
no
yes
fail
no (I eat my cereal dry)
I’m not sure
no
both ways
no
i don’t know
no (Tom nook isn’t real)
legs only
a gorilla (King Kong)
depends on the size of the human
assault
a paradox
dead bc supposedly it’s hot inside the earth
probably
i guess
no
a bunch
Ask one
depends on the mood of the toddlers and the arena that we are in
no
#387 I prefer chunky peanut butter because my parents never buy it