Flapjack flipping
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Not enough people appreciate the art of flapjack flipping.
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TheBoberto wrote:
Flapjack flipping is a fabulous yet frequently controversial pastime. Fortunately, flipping flapjacks is relatively cheap to start doing, and quite amusing, though illegal in some places. My personal preference pertaining to the flipping of fine fried flapjacks is to always humbly ask the homeowner before undertaking the challenge of fastly flipping flapjacks underneath a roof. If you would dare to try this outside, there are several methods you should use to maximize your flapjack flipping results.
First, always wear sunscreen when flapjack flipping outside. If you don’t, your outdoor-flapjack-flipping could easily turn into an outdoor-flapjack-flop.
Second, I recommend wearing some sturdy running shoes. If you are one of the few flapjack flipping champions still alive, your flapjack flips might possibly become flapjack flights because it’s very easy for one of the few flapjack flipping champions left alive to flip a flapjack very far.
Third, always remember to catch every flapjack you flip. One reason for this is so it does not land on any unsuspecting passersby and fry their hair to a crisp (if they have any). However, the main reason you should never suffer a flapjack flipping fail is that if would indubitably cause you great embarrassment and likely result in severe punishment from the FNAF (Flapjacks are Never Allowed to be Flipped) Society.
So what are you waiting for? Head out there and start flapjack flipping! Maybe you could become one of the few flapjack flipping champions left alive!
First, always wear sunscreen when flapjack flipping outside. If you don’t, your outdoor-flapjack-flipping could easily turn into an outdoor-flapjack-flop.
Second, I recommend wearing some sturdy running shoes. If you are one of the few flapjack flipping champions still alive, your flapjack flips might possibly become flapjack flights because it’s very easy for one of the few flapjack flipping champions left alive to flip a flapjack very far.
Third, always remember to catch every flapjack you flip. One reason for this is so it does not land on any unsuspecting passersby and fry their hair to a crisp (if they have any). However, the main reason you should never suffer a flapjack flipping fail is that if would indubitably cause you great embarrassment and likely result in severe punishment from the FNAF (Flapjacks are Never Allowed to be Flipped) Society.
So what are you waiting for? Head out there and start flapjack flipping! Maybe you could become one of the few flapjack flipping champions left alive!
We must ask what will be done with all of these flapjacks that are getting flipped. Think of all the starving children in China...
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First, always wear sunscreen when flapjack flipping outside. If you don’t, your outdoor-flapjack-flipping could easily turn into an outdoor-flapjack-flop.
Second, I recommend wearing some sturdy running shoes. If you are one of the few flapjack flipping champions still alive, your flapjack flips might possibly become flapjack flights because it’s very easy for one of the few flapjack flipping champions left alive to flip a flapjack very far.
Third, always remember to catch every flapjack you flip. One reason for this is so it does not land on any unsuspecting passersby and fry their hair to a crisp (if they have any). However, the main reason you should never suffer a flapjack flipping fail is that if would indubitably cause you great embarrassment and likely result in severe punishment from the FNAF (Flapjacks are Never Allowed to be Flipped) Society.
So what are you waiting for? Head out there and start flapjack flipping! Maybe you could become one of the few flapjack flipping champions left alive!