Fortunately ✅ Unfortunately ❌

Unfortunately, Musk went bankrupt.

Unfortunately he died

fortunately, the ghost of Sherlock Holmes appears to assist you

Unfortunately, you are deathly afraid of ghosts

Fortunately my dad came back

unfortunately, he was also a ghost (which you're deathly afraid of)

welp:/ nothing new there

Fortunately you had to suck it up and get over your fear

Fortunately there is 8328428248358538358647358 karat gold in your backyard

Unfortunately it is fake karat gold

Fortunately it was fake lava

Unfortunately it was still very hot

Unfortunately I put it in the microwave

Fortunately, you forgot to plug the cable to turn on the microwave

Unfortunately the microwave is a disguised serial killer

Unfortunately, the serial killer is actually heatproof