Fortunately ✅ Unfortunately ❌

Fortunately you edited the rules of the universe so you could take them home.

Fortunately in the dream you were in a land of cute puppies.

fortunately I survived painfully

Unfortunately, you were assassinated in your sleep by a C.I.A. junta, as the U.S. government saw the cats as having Marxist sympathies.

fortunately, john wick “John Wick-ed” them all before you were “assassinated” and pulled a clone-no-jutsu, putting a dummy filled with cranberry juice in your bed so that even when the assassins who weren’t “John Wick-ed” tried to “John Wick” you, you jumped them and threw them out of your bedroom.

your bedroom is at the very top of the Shard.

fortunately that has absolutely nothing to do with John Wick-ing everyone

Unfortunatly no one cares

Unfortunately someone started spamming 'hi'

...

Unfortunately they keep making alt accounts and spamming more. (Also it's fortunately not fortunatly)

Bruhh lmao

unfortunately, chess.com's system is trash and they got unmuted after a day.

Fortunately they got IP banned

Way too late there...

Fortunately IRS found him

FIX YOUR SPELLING