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Fortunately, your mom drives you to the hospital in time, and they surgically remove the rat poison, and see you back up, and you're good to go.

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Unfortunately you were conscious during the operation.

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Fortunately only conscious enough to watch; no pain whatsoever
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Unfortunately, you fall back into unconsciousness, and when you come to, the doctor tells you to take your clothes off so they can inspect you. (You know, normal stuff that happens at a medical place, but you always expect to just happen to someone else.)

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Fortunately the doctor is nice about it
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Fortunately, he's a nice person

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Unfortunately he’s also a murderer
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Fortunately you escape

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Unfortunately he wasn’t going kill you but you figured it out so he’s hunting you down now
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Fortunately it happened to be your birthday and it all was a ruse to get you to run and hide so they could surprise you.

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Unfortunately when you lit the candles on the cake there was a bomb inside and you and everyone on that continent exploded
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Fortunately that was a day dream and the candles did not blow up

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Unfortunately you have an allergy to what was in the cake...

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Fortunately you have a EpiPen
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Unfortunately it expired? (idk if it can do that)

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Fortunately you only got hives and other then that was perfectly ok
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Unfortunately the case of the hives was severely understated.

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Fortunately your mom kissed you and it went away. magic.

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Unfortunately when you ate your lunch, it had poison in it and you died
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Fortunately your friend ate it before you and they were Superman? (what)