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GeneralRiah1944
Apr 9, 2025
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#1681
Unfortunately you are a terrorist.
Fortunately you have a gun
Apr 10, 2025
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#1683
unfortunately the gun wasn't enough to keep the law off your back, the space police are apprehending you and sending you to space prison (or something)
Apr 10, 2025
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#1684
Fortunately space prison is actually pretty nice and you make a lot of friends
Unfortunately there's no air in space
So you sufficient
Apr 10, 2025
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#1687
fortunately(?), you beat another prisoner to death and take his convenient supply of oxygen tanks
Apr 10, 2025
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#1688
Unfortunately(?) he doesn’t die and beats you over the head with the oxygen tanks.
Apr 10, 2025
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#1689
fortunately, you still have a gun because the space police forgot to confiscate it when sending you to jail for some reason
Fortunately you have a back up pistol
Unfortunately the chamber is jammed
Unfortunately, it was just a trap, and you got shot
Apr 12, 2025
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#1696
Fire wrote:
Unfortunately the loud sound of the bullet made you go tone deaf
ok buddy I see you
FORTUNATELY, I have money for hearing aids?
Unfortunately Gucci-Banana doesn’t have money for a better face
Apr 12, 2025
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#1698
Unknown12_RIP wrote:
Unfortunately Gucci-Banana doesn’t have money for a better face
rage bait ahh
Just kidding didn’t mean it