Fortunately ✅ Unfortunately ❌

Fortunately u can now travel at the same speed as sonic (48000 times the speed of light)

Unfortunately it's so fast you fart and crash into a well

Fortunately u are going so fast u phase through the wall

Unfortunately you have to pay taxes.

Fortunatly you can do tax evasion

Fortunately, it was a tax on beards as you have inexplicably time-traveled to Russia in 1730, and you only have some chin stubble, so the tax is only a few cents.

unfortunately a few cents is all you have

Fortunately, you still have the million dollars in a bank account in a Russian bank, and you can time-travel back to 2025 by finding the time-machine, by which time you will be one of the richest men on earth via interest once you take the million out.

unfortunately russian hackers got their hands on them and that money no longer exists

Fortunately, you still have the time machine, so you use a Back-to-the-Future-y plan to dismantle the hacking operation and get the money anyway.

unfortunately it ran out of battery half way through leavong you in prehistoric times completely lost

Fortunately the time machine is solar powered.

unfortunately it malfunctioned

Fortunately there was a manual on how to fix a time machine while stuck in Prehistoric times™©

Fortunately the time it's in is before 1654