Unfortunately, there was nobody in the town due to a killer virus.
Fortunately, unfortunately, Pt. 2!

did you copyright it? :D
unfortunately, since she was forever alone, she became a meme, and everyone went to look at her and laugh at her.

Here's my original one:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/fortunately-unfortunately-forum-game

18270 and fathamster, you had to ruin it again, didn't you?
A new one :)
RULES:
The game starts when a neutral sentance is posted. The next person says a negative sentance that starts with unfortunately, then the person after says a posotive sentance starting with fortunatly. Then the next person will say an unfortunate sentance, then another will say a fortunate one, and you get the point.
Rules:
1.You cannot change the events happening in the previous post. EXAMPLE:
Unfortunately the game ended and it was a draw.
Fortunately the opponent ran out of time. (the game already ended in a draw)
2.Do not kill the main character. Do not do things TOO unfortunate or TOO fortunate so that the game ends.
3.You cannot post twice in a row, you have to wait for another person to say something.
So let it begin:
Jane was walking in town.