Friend me? 😬

This is in off topic for a reason, so please don't get mad b/c I posted this. I am currently trying to get the trophy for having 100 friends. I understand if you don't, but it'd be appreciated if you didn't mind adding me.

ima go cry now

Do not fret, you have me instead now, and I am worth far, far more than him

He is puny

Thank the worthy gods above me. They have blessed me with this handsome, beautiful person in front of me.

Who is the handsome beautiful person in front of him then ?

For sure it ain't me !

And why are the worthy gods above you ?

Do they all live in Trump Towers then ?

Oh! Oh, Melmothy let me be your Juliet to your Romeo... The handsome kind man I was talking about is you & could only be you

I always thought that was the case, thank you for confirming it.

Opticians for you lad..now !

I might need opticians, but only for the one reason you don't think. I can't stop looking at you, you kindhearted person.

This forum is gonna turn into just compliments towards Melmothy

Yuk, lets try some aggro instead shall we ?

Much more fun

Agreed, much more fun. Although I'm not sure this is the correct place to do it

Here ,try a combination of the two

I take it you appreciate the complex intermix of the two elements then ?

That would be praise of myself, and a nice bit of aggro