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Write any word and define in the most funny way you could. You can also give funny Definitions to other's words.
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Sleep: Sleep is when your body shuts down for maintenance, but your brain opens 27 random tabs and refuses to close any of them. :P

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Eat: Eat means putting food in your mouth so it stops staring at you.

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Homework: Homework is school work that follows you home to make sure you’re never lonely  :cool

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Alarm: Alarm is a device that wakes you up and immediately becomes your enemy..  :battle

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Run: Run is fast walking done when something scary is chasing you :scream :ghost

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Pen: Pen is a magical object that disappears exactly when you need to write.

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POPULARITY IS EVIL

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Exam: Exam is a paper that asks questions you never saw and ignores everything you studied.

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Popularity: Popularity is when people suddenly like you because others already do.

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Student: Student is someone who understands everything after the exam is over. :smart

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Chicken: The manifestation and the amalgamation of contingent affirmations relative to but not equal to the best thing ever.
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Monday: Monday is proof that weekends are a lie. :ohno

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Tickle: involuntary muscle contractions and spontaneous utterances from malicious assault