Genie wish game
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Lo1lie
21 hrs ago
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#1
You say a wish, and I twist it to maximise your suffering 😊
Cool. I wish for a beer
21 hrs ago
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#4
Your beer was made by the yeast of broken spaghetti noodles, mashing of rotten bananas with crusty feet, and aged for an astounding 23 milliseconds, no wonder you got almost every fatal waterborne disease know to man, and yet to still managed to cling to life for a whole 73 hrs while experiencing mind bending pain while confined in an government laboratory, and at the moment you die a spore infection is released from every single human that has ever touched a single drop of your body fluid, and then they must repeat this excruciating process over and over until the end of the human race. Tehe 🤭 🥰
21 hrs ago
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#5
Also for the more wishes one I’m just too lazy and your wishes are categorised onto magic lamps, and because u didn’t specify how many and infinite amount of them were suddenly manifested at the nearest black hole, which swallows up earth in about a year, which will let you have plenty of time thinking about how your gonna even get those lamps as you see the black hole inching closer.
I wish that my life remains the same as before making that wish
21 hrs ago
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#10
Yk, just cuz u mentioned temu I suddenly got a flashback my aisian heritage from the factories (it’s a joke) so I think I really gotta try for this wish. Anyways your little SPARKLY unicorn turns out to be a lot brighter than you thought, and you became blind, but funny thing is the moment you became blind everyone was shown how to get to heaven, and everyone who was blind could see, except for you, so now you live the rest of your life trying to reach something you never could have and you die dirty and ragged in an forgotten corner of this wretched world. >u< 😊
20 hrs ago
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#11
#9 okay so hear me out…a… I mean I physically can’t do anything about that, but I mean, do you really want to live the same all your life, seeing nothing new and always learning nothing of much value in the greater scheme of things? I mean I could literally make you a god you foolish mortal. Is there really a point of making that wish unless you were worried of troubled times ahead? I mean, can I ask how old you are before proceeding with the rest of the wish?
Lo1lie a scris:
#9 okay so hear me out…a… I mean I physically can’t do anything about that, but I mean, do you really want to live the same all your life, seeing nothing new and always learning nothing of much value in the greater scheme of things? I mean I could literally make you a god you foolish mortal. Is there really a point of making that wish unless you were worried of troubled times ahead? I mean, can I ask how old you are before proceeding with the rest of the wish?
I'm not that old, pretty young. Also yes I really wanna live my life the same as it is now, cause it's awesome. And no, I'm now worried of anything ahead. Except that I still want school to finish and get a job cuz that's how life is normally
20 hrs ago
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#14
Okay so first #12 I have no idea what is that so plz explain cuz I’m in China rn and baidu isn’t helping
20 hrs ago
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#15
Also bro for #13 that doesn’t count because your not wishing for anything your just stating a fact on how you want to live your life like, that’s not a wish, those are just gorals you have, like getting a job and finding your soul mate
I’ve got a good one somewhere
Let me get it
Let me get it
I wish to die