what
GF
Value her
Martin the Mod
Martin reads posts with his morning brew,
“Why no pawns in checkers?”—not again, you!
“Can bishops marry?”—someone dared ask,
He sighed and reached for the Modly Flask.
With a flick, he filed each nonsense thread,
To “Off-Topic Land,” where chaos is fed.
Yet still he smiles with noble grace,
Guarding the boards... one post misplace.
Amazing poem!
I knew otf was lonely but not this lonely. 😔 now I understand all of these edating posts and rizz junk. Y’all really don’t know how to pull.
Dude most of the otfers are just teens