Glory To Arstotzka

There was problem at Metro last night.
Maybe you read about it in paper.
Is very big news.
We think it is not accident.
We think it is caused by suspicious group.
We think some members pass through this checkpoint.

So we come talk to you.
Have you seen anything like this?

Is some kind of symbol for group.
If you have any information, you give to us yes?
Yes?

Very good.
Please return my badge and paper.

What is this?
Interesting.
Yes, very interesting.
I think it is best if you come with me.

Are u trying to imitate a Russian accent or smth

help..

nah. Just some lines from papers please

See nothing here. Please no bother people from glorious Arstotzka.

You have business in Arstotzka? Papers, please!

I am from Uganda. Here is my passport. Weebale ssebo.

Good morning, inspector.
You are healthy today yes?
I have just few questions for you.

There was problem at Metro last night.
Maybe you read about it in paper.
Is very big news.
We think it is not accident.
We think it is caused by suspicious group.
We think some members pass through this checkpoint.

So we come talk to you.
Have you seen anything like this?
[gives a piece of paper bearing the EZIC symbol]
Is some kind of symbol for group.
If you have any information, you give to us yes?
Yes?

I come to Arstokza to buy potassium. Arstozka have best potassium. Better than Kazakhstani potassium. Very nice!