I am fluent only in 'Murican.
gnus
Interesting! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fast_Show
Good! Now maybe you can tell me what the hell is going on here.
That's angel Tux with GNU playing a flute.
He's the linux mascot. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tux
Breaking gnus:
In a bid to avoid the cheetah threat, highly trained "stealth" gnus have been posing as stripy horses.

A spokesman for the NGA (National Gnu Association), Mr Will D Beest, has stated that:
"There is a lot of misinfomation being spread about gnu numbers, and this is completely unfair to legitimate, responsible gnus. You can't ensure a healthy, free democracy without full access to gnus by responsible users. All this nonsense about gnu control is just the work of a load of liberal f*cktards."
A spokesman for liberal f*cktards, Mr Lionel Tofu, responded:
"The whole gnu situation has gotten completley out of hand in this country. Whenever there's a stampede we always hear from the likes of Mr D Beest that the answer is more of these gnus. It's now the case that gnus outnumber humans in some states, and at what cost?"
Charlton Heston is 108. And a trigger-happy twunt.
A spokesman for the NGU (National Gnu Association), Mr Will D Beest, has stated that:
"There is a lot of misinfomation being spread about gnu numbers, and this is completely unfair to legitimate, responsible gnus. You can't ensure a healthy, free democracy without free access to gnus by responsible users. All this nonsense about gnu control is just the work of a load of liberal f*cktards."
A spokesman for liberal f*cktards, Mr Lionel Tofu, responded:
"The whole gnu situation has gotten completley out of hand in this country. Whenever there's a stampede we always hear from the likes of Mr D Beest that the answer is alway more of these gnus. It's now the case that gnus outnumber humans in some states, and at what cost?"
I don't gnu. :(

Mr Jeff Raff is chairman of the West End Savannah Association and he recently added his voice to the debate. "We normaly like to keep a low profile in our neck of the woods, but I feel now is the time we made ourselves herd. Our local businesses are being affected, it's not safe to go to the watering hole alone and -not to beat around the bush - we are scared. I don't usually like to stick my neck out but I'm going to say it this time, 'there will be trouble' - that's all I'm going to say." He refused point blank to explain further. Mr Raff later went on to say that many of his members are looking to purchase body armour and he has requested local funding from the Wildlife Fund. "It's a bit of a long shot," he admited. "But what other choice do we have?"





To learn Spanish with the BBC! This is embarrasing!
Learn Spanish with the BBC...
...or possibly Greek. Might be Portugese.