These two are some of my favorites 
Good, Clean Jokes
Sort:
Also this one
Lol Arjun. I have a riddle
There is three men on a boat with 4 matches. How do they light them?
Answer: throw one match over board, and the boat becomes a match lighter :P
First woman on the moon: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind." What's the problem? "Nothing." Please tell us? "I'm fine."
Arjun316694 wrote:
You must not know women too well...
? I don't get it.
Oct 6, 2015
0
#7
It's stereotypical to think women are sneaky. That they expect men to pick up on subtleties as to how they're feeling and becomes passive-aggressive if they don't....
JennbeIoved wrote:
+1 for getting the premise of the joke, although I'm not sure if you're explaining or criticizing...
It's stereotypical to think women are sneaky. That they expect men to pick up on subtleties as to how they're feeling and becomes passive-aggressive if they don't....
I laughed riley :)
So much for the premise.
Guys, let's try to stay on topic! And alex-Rodriguez, I said clean jokes 
Oct 7, 2015
0
#13
Just saw this one today:
A cabby picks up a nun, and as they're driving the nun notices that the cabby is repeatedly looking at her in the rear view mirror.
"Can I help you, my son?" she asks.
"Well, says the cabby, I'm a little embarrassed by this, but I just have to tell you. I've always harbored a secret desire to kiss a nun."
"Oh," says the nun, "I suppose we could arrange that. But you would have to be single and a Catholic to have a chance."
"Hooray," says the cabby, "today's my lucky day. I'm both single and Catholic."
"In that case," says the nun, "pull into that alley there and pucker up."
The cabby does so, and the nun climbs into the front seat and plants a kiss on him that would make a hooker blush.
"That was incredible," says the cabby. "But now I'm ashamed to tell you that I'm neither single nor Catholic. I'm married and I'm Jewish."
"Don't worry about it," says the nun. "My name's Kevin, and I'm headed to a costume party."
LOL! That one was nice!
Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds.
Oct 7, 2015
0
#17
Oct 7, 2015
0
#18
No, it's the key to hilararity. but if you are going to quote me, at least do it right
Not bad
If you have any clean, good jokes, please say them in this forum! I love jokes, especially one-liners! Thanks!