Goofy Lies You’ve Been Told
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You would be surprised.
#20 idc tho. Still feel bad.
Apr 7, 2025
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#24
No way you're telling me a whole ah middle schooler was never told the truth 😭🙏🥀🥀🥀
I grew up thinking the sun was the front light of a train. Although no one ever told me that I just decided so
Apr 7, 2025
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#27
That is when my parents told me
I knew since I was 5 or 6 tho, cuz they messed up on the lies
I knew since I was 5 or 6 tho, cuz they messed up on the lies
Wait so who's the guy I see every year flying through the air on a sleigh and drop downy chimney
I was told about him my whole life and had strict instructions to never say that around other kids so saying that went deeply against my moral fibers
28 um no you don't since eventually it would reach earth ending life as we know it
#30 That’s the Pumpkin King. Of course. It would terrify kids to know that movie wasn’t fictional.
Um what
Apr 7, 2025
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#36
#31
I just gotta learn how to deal with it
I just avoid the topic tbh, cuz I don’t trust myself to come up with a believable story on the spot
I just gotta learn how to deal with it
I just avoid the topic tbh, cuz I don’t trust myself to come up with a believable story on the spot
Or maybe he just avoided your how cuz ur muslim
#35 Nightmare Before Christmas
House*