Goofy Lies You’ve Been Told

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I was told in like, 3rd grade 😭🙏🥀🥀🥀

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Wait so who's the guy I see every year flying through the air on a sleigh and drop downy chimney

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#30 That is your biological father…
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28 um no you don't since eventually it would reach earth ending life as we know it

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Um what

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#31
I just gotta learn how to deal with it
I just avoid the topic tbh, cuz I don’t trust myself to come up with a believable story on the spot
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Or maybe he just avoided your how cuz ur muslim

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House*

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#33 Is that so bad?
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It ain’t that bad
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There are worse things that can happen
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41 your comment makes me concerned about your quality of life

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QueenNinja35 DID do something.
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No she didn’t
She was a fellow coven in the J3N thread, so I trust her
(Don’t reveal who the final member is, they are still trying to figure out who it is)
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There is a coven…?
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Everyone here knows Santa isnt real

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What?
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You definitely need sleep! I have no idea what you’re saying.
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Bumpity bumpity!
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The Americans were important in World War 1